Why?

Riddle me this...

Why do enema's come two to a package? I have to use one for my pre-op. ONE.

I will never use the second one. Are they so hard to figure out that I need a spare?

And, why do laxatives come in bottles of 50 or 100? I need TWO pills. I do not need a bottle of 50...

And with that, someone is thinking TMI, TMI!

Catch ya later!

and Riddle me THIS...

Why do ranchers, farmers and hunters get up at an ungodly hour each morning when all they do is go to the local coffee place and sit there for 2 hours drinking coffee?

Riddle me this...

How on earth do one's eye glasses get so stinkin' dirty so fast.

With fingerprints?

When I don't touch them?

Anyone?