I'm going to be in big trouble someday. Or, at least I'm going to be horribly embarrassed.
Here at work, we just have the public bathrooms. I have a terrible habit of starting to unbutton my pants as soon as I hit the bathroom door.
Someday, someone is going to be in there as I walk through the door with pants unbuttoned and hand inching toward the zipper.
No, I'm not usually in that big of a hurry, it just...